
A royal exhibitionist
Dutch king Willem III came to Switzerland on several occasions. But one particular sojourn by Lake Geneva in 1875 led to uproar when the king repeatedly exposed himself in public.


American viola player Eliza Parker, also known as Madame Musard, was Willem’s favourite for many years. They travelled together to Thun in 1868. Royal Collections of the Netherlands / Paris Musées
Scenes on the balcony and swimming in the nude
A Parisian press agency soon got wind of the story, and its report was syndicated in various newspapers at home and abroad. It claimed that the king had got into trouble with the law over a matter “of common decency and dress”. The king, however, apparently felt that he was not obliged to take passing paddle steamers or trains into consideration when in the privacy of his own residence. Dutch newspaper Asmodée put it even more bluntly: “Graf von Büren appears to have made a habit of bathing daily in Lake Geneva [...] in his birthday suit. Indeed, it is said that he then spends some time on the terrace of his villa in that same state of undress, much to the annoyance of passers-by […].”
Willem III attempted to persuade the authorities that as a monarch he stood above the law – but the fact that he was travelling incognito proved to be his undoing. The authorities insisted on viewing him as a Graf, or count, and so the matter was referred to the Cantonal Council of Vaud. Records from the Archives cantonales vaudoises and the Swiss Federal Archives indicate that the Federal Council and Dutch government also became involved. At first, the king wanted to ditch his assumed name to ensure he would be treated with the honour and respect befitting his station as a royal. The Dutch ambassador pointed out that doing so would raise some delicate questions. One day later, the Federal Council received official word from the Netherlands that the king would be retaining his alias after all.
The affair ultimately fizzled out. At the end of the day, there was nothing to be gained by either side. Moreover, none of the parties involved wished to jeopardise the trade agreement between the Netherlands and Switzerland that was signed in August that year.
King Gorilla
The Swiss authorities had also raised the king’s hackles, as became apparent on his return to the Netherlands. During a meeting with the minister of the navy, who had just returned from a war in the colonies, he announced his intention to march into Switzerland the following spring with several hundred marines and artillery. He had been treated “un peu trop familièrement” ‒ a little too familiarly ‒ there, and he meant to change that during his next trip. The minister, recognising that this would be tantamount to a declaration of war, recommended returning to the topic at a later date. The king never mentioned the idea again.


‘From the Life of King Gorilla’ made a wider public aware of the king’s exhibitionist tendencies. Wikimedia / Dutch National Archives
In C[larens], at the Hotel R[ichelieu], he paraded in the garden as naked as the day he was born while ladies passed by. An American who was also staying there with his wife and daughters threatened to give him a beating if he didn’t dress properly and reported his conduct to the police as ‘an offence to common decency’.
Piles of shattered porcelain


